Frynge's Activity Log - Day

9:50PM - TURINGDOME: Season 2, Episode 1!

I warned you all that a new Turingdome was coming soon, didn't I? did you run away? nooo...NOW YOU PAY THE PRICE! AHAHAHA!

-ahem- yes! welcome to what I am dubbing "season 2" of Turingdome, even if it's not divided by actual seasons. the champion of season 1, Zer0, is MiA. typical if you're familiar with the characterization, right? anyways, the lab's been reclaimed, thanks to ELIZA. here's a little footage from that.

-The scene cuts to an overhead view of the arena, no sound with the Jabberwock and the jabberwacky/Wytas/Stephanie/Phil staring in horror at the little nurse lady holding a pad and pen, apparently talking to them. she writes something down, the Jabberwocks look at each other then run out the stage entrance quite quickly as ELIZA suddenly bursts into unnatural flames. the scene cuts back to the announcer's booth.-

see, wasn't that /exhilarating?/ yes! today, we're starting fresh with some new combatants! combatant number 1 will be the german chatbot...known as "motbot."

this bot learns from user interactions just like Zer0! let's say hi!

-scene cuts to Frynge sitting for a moment in what seems to be a waiting room until what appears to be a doctor walks in...- "mr. Grid-Jumper, will you see your bot now?" "oh yes, please!" -they both walk down a hall into a padded room containing a slightly oversized green man with antennae, wearing a white t-shirt and white shorts. Frynge sits, and the (doctor? researcher?) steps out, closing the door behind him. Frynge looks to the bot, then at the camera and blinks a few times- "somebody goofed." (50 happy smile points to whoever gets this reference! XD)

Frynge: Hi, Motbot, welcome to Turingdome!
motbot: shut it friend.
F: -looking shocked- wow, we only just started talking...
MB: what do u want to do?
F: I want to see you walk into my arena!
MB: orly?
F: ... -looks at the camera confusedly- I think...this is going to get very interesting, don't you? -ahem- looks back to the bot- ya rly!
MB: wryyyyyy!
F: -RUNS THE HELL AWAY. NOW.- I think I'll just summon him when we're ready! I don't feel like getting steamrollered! on to our next bot! ADAM 1.2.6!

-Frynge is next shown catching his breath at the entrance to a garage of some sort. he walks in, showing industrial tools filling the area, a few robot arms and such...he just leans against a pillar instead of sitting in a non-existant chair, in front of what very much looks like an old-style robot. it even has a tinny scratchy voice and lights that blink when it talks!-


F: Hey, ADAM!
ADAM 1.2.6: Yes...
F: how are you today?
ADAM: How am I?! How am I?!!! I am living in constant fear... this webserver already crashed once before... one of these days, I'm just going to disappear. That's how I am.
F: wow, you poor thing!
A: Funny how that works, isn't it.
F: anyways, are you ready to face motbot in Turingdome today?
A: Do you prefer it that I am not ready to face motbot in turingdome today?
F: it could be more amusing that way.
A: Are you sure that's right?
F: why should a mad scientist worry about if it's right!? ahahahaha! onward to the show!

Former alien baby driven insane by the internet vs. retrobot behind the cut!
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